My boss forwarded this to me today (scroll down to 2nd one):

          Mr. Monologue for Wednesday, January 19
                 Blather. Rinse. Repeat.

A rap concert in Oakland attended by a crowd of 11,000 was
cut short on Friday night when a melee erupted, police
said.
     Police responded to a report of a tumult, and
     encountered a hubbub, which they quickly upgraded
     to a brouhaha before being officially declaring
     it a melee.

British pharmaceutical heavyweights Glaxo Wellcome PLC and
SmithKline Beecham PLC have reached agreement to merge,
forming the world's largest drugmaker.
     The second largest drugmaker is known simply as
     "The Guys in Grateful Dead Vanagon License Plate
     # CVX-0445."

Donna, 1987 Wolfsburg (without drugs)