Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in their Westy.  After a good meal
and a bottle of wine, the popped the top and went to sleep.

Several hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend:

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied: "I see millions of and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment, then... "Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and billions of planets.  Astrologically, I observe
that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately
a quarter past three.  Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and
that we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, I suspect that tomorrow
will be a beautiful day.  What does it tell you?"

Holmes paused for a moment, scowled, and said:

"Watson, you idiot!  Some bastard has stolen our poptop!!!"

:-)

(Wasn't me...I got it from a junkyard...got the receipt and everything.)

Karl and Kristina Bloss, Trexlertown, PA
'87 Westfalia Weekender  "Beverley" - 192K miles
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