To Gina, and list,

    I send this to the list in protest to the slur that Gina has placed upon
me, and men in general.
    I've worked hard all my married life to house, feed, cloth, and care for
my wife and family in the best way I can. I wipe my feet at the door, call
before I bring company home, don't squander all my check on car parts, smile
at my Mother-in-law, try not to drool when the neighbor's wife is mowing
their lawn in her neutral colored string bikini, and always say how slim my
wife looks in that "poping at the seam" size 6, when she's a natural 8,
always rave about her culinary prowess when she places some Mid Eastern
Mistic low fat low taste gruel in front of this steak and potato's guy, and
then to top it all off there is the dreaded ambiguous "sorry Honey not
tonight I've had a rough day". In other words as I sit here with my brand
new bottle of Viagra, (all dressed up and no place to go), I think I'm a
fine example of husband hood!
    But some things are just not to be tolerated!

I'LL BE DAMNED IF I WOULD HIT MISS DECEMBER 1992 IN THE LEFT BOOB!!!!

    On behalf of the male gender, and all long suffering husbands, Gina, I
am accepting your apology in advance. :-)

Tommy
Volkswagen Restorations USA

ps: BTW, when the lights are low, no one is around, and several of those oil
change beers are doing their thing, we all know Gina is right! ;-)