> To John, Mike, Austin, Bill, Tommy and to the 'Members' This May
> Concern,
>
> I have come to the conclusion that you are all jealous, plain and
> simple...for your wives/girlfriends dont delve in the lubrication
> aspects of your lives...they don't  even go Near that plug of yours,
> stripped or not... nevermind actually work it open and make sure it's
> well drained.   You only Wish that you could sit back and relax, drink
>
> those beers and watch your woman wriggling on the ground before you.
> In
> fact, if they did, that oil would get all over Their breasts and
> therefore save Miss December 1992 from a fate worse than fire.
>
> In all fairness though, i realize that threatening the manhood of all
> the 'gentlemen' out there is, was, and shall always be an incredible
> mistake...never should a woman let on that she can do for herself what
>
> the man feels he should be doing for her...indeed he would not only
> feel, but become as useless as the 7,000 mile used oil...
>
> a thousand apologies to all you devoted beer-swilling gents out there
> who take the time to do all those things for your 'helpless' ladies
> that
> i have to do for myself...i dont have the trouble of having to put the
>
> toilet seat back down...but well, hey, that's the Only thing that gets
>
> done for me around here.  I cook the meals, clean, play taxi-mom, help
>
> with homework, mow the lawn, get my Own beers, do the gardening, fix
> the
> plumbing and all the other repairs around the house...including fixing
>
> the darn lawnmower, work a full time job, work on the vehicles...yep,
> you are all jealous uhhuh...
>
> heyyyyy wait a minute...um, okay...i only Wish i could pass those
> beers
> and sit back and watch somebody Else do even Half of what i do...okay
> okay, i admit it, i am the jealous one...oh man, i shoulda been born a
>
> blonde...talk about depressed now...im outta here, i need a beer...