Gina,

I laughed so hard while reading your long post I'm going to have to check my
> pants.  I
> > > don't know about the rest of the stuff you say you do but if you're as
> good
> > > at doing it as you are writing about it I don't believe you have many
> > > problems.
> > >
> > > Only 'girl' in my life that touches oil drain plugs is my daughter.
Who
> > > asked to be taught so she wouldn't be taken.
> > >
> > > Kind of wish you hadn't put the picture in my head of 'your woman'
> wriggling
> > > on the ground, etc...' Darn distracting and I've got to go do the
> dishes.
> > > I'd rather swill a beer even, and I don't drink, well, Kambucha tea,
and
> a
> > > diet soda now and again.
> > >
> > > As for the other work it can always be put off.  And I have for so
long
> that
> > > I have to sell my house or clean it.  do I hear any offers?  Any at
all?
> > > [Not you BenT, you'd make money on the deal].  Kids grown, no taxi, no
> > > homework [couldn't have done the last 5 years worth anyway].  Cook
> meals?
> > > Yeah, right.  Cooking for one sucks, no surprises.  At least no good
> ones
> > >
> > > As for the toilet seat down, where is it written that 'down' is the
> natural
> > > position?
> > >
> > > The thing you should have been born was a man that way you could have
a
> wife
> > > to do all that stuff.  [Well, you could anyway.  Doesn't mean you're a
> bad
> > > person]
> > >
> > > Take care and keep the writing coming down the line.  Sure picked up
my
> > > evening.
> > >
> > > Mike
> >