Gina,
Wow! You do all that and STILL have time to read the list??
Bill

>-----Original Message-----
>From: Gina <GG811@SENTRYMICRO.COM>
>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
>Date: Sunday, February 20, 2000 8:13 PM
>Subject: Re: oil change humor-NO vanagon content
>
>
>>> To John, Mike, Austin, Bill, Tommy and to the 'Members' This May
>>> Concern,
>>>
>>> I have come to the conclusion that you are all jealous, plain and
>>> simple...for your wives/girlfriends dont delve in the lubrication
>>> aspects of your lives...they don't  even go Near that plug of yours,
>>> stripped or not... nevermind actually work it open and make sure it's
>>> well drained.   You only Wish that you could sit back and relax, drink
>>>
>>> those beers and watch your woman wriggling on the ground before you.
>>> In
>>> fact, if they did, that oil would get all over Their breasts and
>>> therefore save Miss December 1992 from a fate worse than fire.
>>>
>>> In all fairness though, i realize that threatening the manhood of all
>>> the 'gentlemen' out there is, was, and shall always be an incredible
>>> mistake...never should a woman let on that she can do for herself what
>>>
>>> the man feels he should be doing for her...indeed he would not only
>>> feel, but become as useless as the 7,000 mile used oil...
>>>
>>> a thousand apologies to all you devoted beer-swilling gents out there
>>> who take the time to do all those things for your 'helpless' ladies
>>> that
>>> i have to do for myself...i dont have the trouble of having to put the
>>>
>>> toilet seat back down...but well, hey, that's the Only thing that gets
>>>
>>> done for me around here.  I cook the meals, clean, play taxi-mom, help
>>>
>>> with homework, mow the lawn, get my Own beers, do the gardening, fix
>>> the
>>> plumbing and all the other repairs around the house...including fixing
>>>
>>> the darn lawnmower, work a full time job, work on the vehicles...yep,
>>> you are all jealous uhhuh...
>>>
>>> heyyyyy wait a minute...um, okay...i only Wish i could pass those
>>> beers
>>> and sit back and watch somebody Else do even Half of what i do...okay
>>> okay, i admit it, i am the jealous one...oh man, i shoulda been born a
>>>
>>> blonde...talk about depressed now...im outta here, i need a beer...
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