Well now, the last thing i was trying to accomplish with my last thread
was to have any of the readers going in (or into) their pants...cut that
out!

Every woman should know how to do all the things needed to be done...and
every man should still help, plain and simple.

So i guess this chain of letters is going into the toilet...

I never saw a big deal in it either way but...yeah there is indeed a
natural position for the toilet seat...SEAT implies SITTING, and just
cause you don't always need to sit on it, it oughta be left in a way to
be Sat on...but seeing as how you may be nagged to put it down...go all
the way and put the cover down too...if you have to do a
regular thing with it, so should she..and yeah, go ahead and complain
when she doesn't put the cover back down...open mind...open
eyes...sitting on the cover aint much more fun that sitting on
porcelain.

My loving husband tells me that a man and his toilet is like a man and
his beer -  it only gets better with age...

The only solution though is to build yourself a his and hers
bathroom...with one toilet for squirting in and the other that squirts
out (baday sp?)...the trick is to find yourself a good plumber who knows
how to aim (pardon the pun) and i dont think you'll hear any more
complaining from the bathroom.

> Gina,
>
> I laughed so hard while reading your long post I'm going to have to
check
my
> > pants.  I
> > > > don't know about the rest of the stuff you say you do but if
you're
as
> > good
> > > > at doing it as you are writing about it I don't believe you have

many
> > > > problems.
> > > >
> > > > Only 'girl' in my life that touches oil drain plugs is my
daughter.
> Who
> > > > asked to be taught so she wouldn't be taken.
> > > >
> > > > Kind of wish you hadn't put the picture in my head of 'your
woman'
> > wriggling
> > > > on the ground, etc...' Darn distracting and I've got to go do
the
> > dishes.
> > > > I'd rather swill a beer even, and I don't drink, well, Kambucha
tea,
> and
> > a
> > > > diet soda now and again.
> > > >
> > > > As for the other work it can always be put off.  And I have for
so
> long
> > that
> > > > I have to sell my house or clean it.  do I hear any offers?  Any
at
> all?
> > > > [Not you BenT, you'd make money on the deal].  Kids grown, no
taxi,
no
> > > > homework [couldn't have done the last 5 years worth anyway].
Cook
> > meals?
> > > > Yeah, right.  Cooking for one sucks, no surprises.  At least no
good
> > ones
> > > >
> > > > As for the toilet seat down, where is it written that 'down' is
the
> > natural
> > > > position?
> > > >
> > > > The thing you should have been born was a man that way you could

have
> a
> > wife
> > > > to do all that stuff.  [Well, you could anyway.  Doesn't mean
you're
a
> > bad
> > > > person]
> > > >
> > > > Take care and keep the writing coming down the line.  Sure
picked up
> my
> > > > evening.
> > > >
> > > > Mike
> > >