A guy goes into a store and says to the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian
sausage would you ask me if I was Italian???
Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was
German???
Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican???"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
The guy says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because
I ask for Polish sausage????"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."

Still Friday
Ron