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Keith Adams
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
1986 Vanagon GL Westfalia
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Subject: Impending Canadian Wolrd Domination

Be warned though about welcoming strangers into your arms, it may be a
Trojan horse.  Sure, Canadians are welcomed by the U.S., but that may
all be a big charade on the Canadian's part.  I feel that all of you on
the list are my extended "family" and as such want to warn you of the
coming "Wave from the North".  Be prepared - since resistance is futile,
start now by spelling color with a 'u' - colour, and start taking your
beer and adding vodka to it to acclimatize yourselves to Canadian beer.
Check out the link below to see the villanous plans for Canadian World
Domination:

http://www.standonguard.com

From their site:

Our mission statement:

The mandate of Canadian World Domination is nothing less than the
creation of world peace through the use of diplomatic
force. Thrusting peace upon the world will, in turn, result in a society
free of poverty and hardship, although soaked in fear
and terror. (The fear and terror being neccessary discomforts.)

Our Objective:

The full and complete domination of the world and subsequent planets
soon to be explored and conquered under the
Canadian World Domination space program.

Our Reasoning:

Canada, as sole country in possession of the necessary level of
civilization required for world leadership, is the future cradle
of humanity. As tyrants, Generals Claire and Jenny are only providing a
service to mankind as they dominate the globe using
methods of co-operation, negotiation, diplomacy and tact. We, of course,
will also be employing chemical weapons, as a sort
of 'extra incentive' for the persuasion of those nations who would,
incredibly, not be swayed by the absolute logic and
rationality of Canadian World Domination.