Cool, eh?

Karl Wolz

----- Original Message -----
From: "Keith Adams" <keith_adams@TRANSCANADA.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, March 10, 2000 9:29 AM
Subject: Re: cultural diversity <F>

> For the humour impaired, press delete now....
>
> Keith Adams
> Calgary, Alberta, Canada
> 1986 Vanagon GL Westfalia
> +--
> Subject: Impending Canadian Wolrd Domination
>
> Be warned though about welcoming strangers into your arms, it may be a
> Trojan horse.  Sure, Canadians are welcomed by the U.S., but that may
> all be a big charade on the Canadian's part.  I feel that all of you on
> the list are my extended "family" and as such want to warn you of the
> coming "Wave from the North".  Be prepared - since resistance is futile,
> start now by spelling color with a 'u' - colour, and start taking your
> beer and adding vodka to it to acclimatize yourselves to Canadian beer.
> Check out the link below to see the villanous plans for Canadian World
> Domination:
>
> http://www.standonguard.com
>
> From their site:
>
> Our mission statement:
>
> The mandate of Canadian World Domination is nothing less than the
> creation of world peace through the use of diplomatic
> force. Thrusting peace upon the world will, in turn, result in a society
> free of poverty and hardship, although soaked in fear
> and terror. (The fear and terror being neccessary discomforts.)
>
> Our Objective:
>
> The full and complete domination of the world and subsequent planets
> soon to be explored and conquered under the
> Canadian World Domination space program.
>
> Our Reasoning:
>
> Canada, as sole country in possession of the necessary level of
> civilization required for world leadership, is the future cradle
> of humanity. As tyrants, Generals Claire and Jenny are only providing a
> service to mankind as they dominate the globe using
> methods of co-operation, negotiation, diplomacy and tact. We, of course,
> will also be employing chemical weapons, as a sort
> of 'extra incentive' for the persuasion of those nations who would,
> incredibly, not be swayed by the absolute logic and
> rationality of Canadian World Domination.
>