Todd Kaderabek wrote:
>
> Oil change instructions for women:
>
> 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil
> change.
> 2) Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained
> vehicle.

Todd,
You forgot number 4:
Have your car towed to a repair shop for a complete engine overhaul,
because they forgot to put the drain plug back in!
Larry