

| Subject: | Re: Liebe Yo Momma |
| From: | Marshall Ruskin |
| Date: | Sat, 13 May 2000 17:08:15 -0500 |
Gee whizz, Doktor! Are you coming off your medication again? ;>) (Kinda glad we're not neighbours!) ;>D Marshall Ruskin >At 02:16 PM 05/13/2000 -0500, you wrote: >>I understand the word means "love" in the English language. > >Yes, indeed, Dieter. Cassell's shows under English 'love', die Liebe. Hold >on a moment, I sur could have missed German 'Liebe'...............INDEED, I >am fersur I looked before under 'leibe'. From Cassell's, Liebe: affection, >fondness, liking. > >AFFECTION, FONDNESS AND LIKING YOU BACK!!! SEE HOW IT FEELS??? AND LIEBE >YOURSELF, FOR ALL THAT I CARE!!!!! > >Thank you very very much. I found and corrected an error. I got to the >truth of that unknown. I learned how to control a propensity to interpolate >i's and e's in German, and will use more caution in future when the ei/ie >ratio is involved, thereby saving me bits of time/money for the rest of my >life. E I E I ohh. > >This goes on the high side of my top 10 list of highest objective value >e-mail's I have yet received since jumping in the pool in 2/99. > >IMAAAO > >Do you have kinder? Whether you do or not, look around, there EVERYWHERE. >Take one, more if ya got, and the more the merrier. Read them the following >poem and report, please, upon their reactions, good, bad, or ugly. (Must >read a 'coupla times for practice to find a few breaks in rythym.) As >always, any proof reading services offered will be received as a blessing. >Do pass on to friends and family and others you Liebe, too. There is always >enough Liebe for everyone as long as we just keep passing it on. > >Have more if you want, just ask. > >LIEBE YOU UP THE YING YANG, AND LIEBE YOUR KINDER, TOO. > > >>SIR ALBERT THE KID >> >>By inspiration a thought comes to mind >>of the great, the one and only Albert Einstein. >> >>The look of wonder?, of unknown?, on his face >>Seems out of context for this particular place. >> >>A school yard, not the lab, the scribbled black board, >>With kids on jungle bars and mingling as a hoard. >> >>What does he see that gives this impression, >>By scowl or brow, a look of vexation? >> >>Pulling in focus with a narrowing view, >>I see some kids with a task to do. >> >>"Excuse me young man. My name is Albert." >>By thus he finds out this one is Robert. >> >>His turn is next so Bob is excited. >>He feels Ted will miss so he is delighted. >> >>"No fair, Ted." Bob says as he leers, >>"You try an' cheat and I'll box your ears." >> >>Ted takes the hint and sets up more proper, >>takes his best aim and sends off a whopper. >> >>"Ohh!!" goes the croud, including now Al. >>"That one was close,", Bob says, "only missed by a mile." >> >>Ted's shoulder drop as he step back, >>shoves his hands in his pockets and kicks the bike rack. >> >>Bob take a breath, as I told you before, >>His turn is next to service his chore. >> >>Now Al's a quick study and this game is quite simple. >>To get all the marbles, get Big Blue in the middle. >> >>Now Bob bears down hard, lets the shot fly with abandon, >>at once passes wind but misses by an eon. >> >>Chuckles, laughs, chortles, total loss of compose. >>Everyone ranks Bob and pinches their nose. >> >>Al's havin' fun. He can hardly stand. Then sudden hush, >>recompose, approaches the one known as "The Man". >> >>"How did they know?" Al thinks to himself, >>then hears a sound unique to itself. >> >>The kid's aren't too worried. "The Man" must stand in line. >>Five shoot before him, five more segments of time. >> >>Stanley and Helen, Goober George and Hairy Harry, >>All take their turns as well as Weird Larry. >> >>Al's mind is racing waiting for the next shot. >>Steelie Dan, "The Man", now finds himself up. >> >>Dan is rightly feared 'cause he wins a lot. >>He drops his bag with a practiced steelie plop. >> >>Down on one knee, in the bag go his fingers. >>To great effect stirred steelie sound lingers. >> >>He picks one, decides not, throws it back. >>Fingers stir, ringing sounds, more effect. >> >>Dan has learned best how to give art to illusion. >>Poker faced, with aplomb, he doth select to conclusion. >> >>Al is impressed, can appreciate will, >>anyone who masters the art of detail. >> >>Dan looks things over, figures his best line. >>Summonds up concentration, shoots the shot twice in his mind. >> >>Twixt forefinger and thumb, three or five turns always give it, >>then seat it within the rote thumb nail divot. >> >>Down with right knee, found the left foot. >>Hand in position, relaxed, ready to shoot. >> >>As Dan takes the last moment to merge Big Blue with mind, >>Al takes note of the proposed line and it's sine. >> >>In an instant ball bearing tracks the circumference by pi. >>At diameter by half hits Big Blue dead center, no lie. >> >>Everyone is amazed, not just skill recognized. >>Big Blue has full parted into four fraction size. >> >>"Holy Cow!! What's that??" shouts Bob of Vapors Spent. >>All look at Al's shinning face, light it's content. >> >>"God bless you, kids!!", Al exclaims without thought, >>"You've solved the riddle." the one he could solve not. >> >>"The Man" is despondend, feels his frustration rise. >>He's won all the marbles but destroyed the best prize. >> >>Al skips around, palms a coin to Sir Dan >>Gives Dame Betty a hug, goes to Sir Ted, shakes his hand. >> >>Goober the George, Larry of Weird, and not least but last, >>a pat on the head of Sir Harry the Hairy and Sir Robert of Gas. >> >>Are not kids with marbles compelled by instinct >>to draw in the dirt several circles concentric? >> >>Only children seem to see simple Truth, profound, >>Except in the rare case when a genious looks on. >> >>God bless you Sir Albert, for taking the time >>to play with the children, to inspire me to rhyme. >> >><doktortim@rockisland.com> 1996 > > >T.P. Stephens >San Juan Island, WA >
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