Darn, the tequila shooters are starting early this week!  Things are looking
up!

Mike

----- Original Message -----
From: "Horace K. Sawyer" <firestream@MINDSPRING.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Saturday, May 13, 2000 7:56 PM
Subject: Re: Doktor Tim rules, so lay off him! (F) (or next F)

> Greetings to all and singular:
>
> Everyone is hereby ordered to stay off Der Doktor's case.  Like Bob
> Alexander, and a few well selected others ordained by myself as list
> heroes, the man rules!
>
> I'm afraid I have anticipated non-compliance with my order, so I have
> resorted to drastic measures as a preemptive strike.  I just returned from
> my local Saturday small claims court with a junction.  For all you lay
> people, that means a the same thing as what is sometimes called in the
> south a "Coat Odor."  I'm talking, big time.  So its law now plain and
> simple.  You can pull the text of the junction order off a website that
> David Beierl can find for you.  But first there is a little matter of a
> royalty fee to your humble servant here, good old Horace.  That would be
> .25 US cents.  You can pay with "Bill me, Pal."  I get all the proceeds,
> not Jerry.
>
> Besides, even though I'm in northernmost Georgia, I still would not
> hesitate to take my van to Doktor Tim for any major or minor service.  Oil
> change, ECU makeover job, repaint, stripping the gears, you name it.
> Distance is not a problem for a man like me. I personally own a C-130
> transport.   With a few modifications, my low rider convertibull topless
> Westy fits right in it.  I just truck it (ha ha, I mean fly it) over to
the
> Puget Sound area and hook up with the Doc.  Few trips to Pep Boys or
> wherever there is a parts store, few cool ones, and we are back in
> business.  Doc, please don't drink when working on my van, though.
>
> So no more blasting of my mechanic, if you please.  And don't violate that
> junction ordrer or you'll be sorry!
>
> HK
> _______
> BTW, I'm in a different part of the world than where I normally while away
> the hours,  (flew out here looking for old VW junkyards) and its still
> Friday here.  At least, they say it is.  So this post must be okay.  If
> this post is alleged to be a violation of the list rules because of a
lapse
> of time from Friday, then I hereby exercise my election to deem this post
> as my post number one for next Friday.  Thank you.  : )