All youse gize that carry these lethal, violent weapons to defend
yourselves, just come on out and admit the truth... the *real* reason you
carry these objects of fury and destruction in your Vanagon -

It's because you are a kind and compassionate folk, who wouldn't hesitate
for a moment to use the firearm to put your faithful Wasserboxer out of it's
misery, should it's back or legs break hauling it's load up a mountain some
hot day. Just can't stand to see it writh in pain, and hear those hot,
tortured wails of agony filling the canyons below.

One good squeeze of the trigger... ahh, relief at last for the poor beast.
Just be kind to those who follow, and clean up the sordid reminders of the
deed. No innocent sould needs to see the pool of gritty, black oil, nor the
remains of the noble, yet fragile alloy "bones" of the departed creature.

C'mon, fess up now.

And save up for that 1.8T transplant.

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Antaki

 They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.
 -Nathaniel Lee (on being consigned to a mental institution, circa 17th c.)

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf
> Of Harm Spoelstra
> Sent: Friday, May 19, 2000 6:48 AM
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: WHy
>
>
> Why do you guys keep guns in your cars?
>
> Wanna be oh so cool..?
>