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Subject:No wonder men gets all the blame
From:Per Lindgren
Date:Fri, 19 May 2000 21:16:10 +0200

A little something to think about...

Note, this may not necessarily reflect my personal opinions

Have a fun and nice weekend,
PerL

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If a woman sees a naked man in a window, he's a flasher
If a man sees a naked woman in a window, he's a peeping Tom

If you work much and hard, you "never" have time for her
If you don't work much and hard, you are a no good lazy sh*t

If you get a promotion before a woman, it is called chauvinism
If she gets a promotion before you, it is called sex equality

If you mention how gorgeous the women at your work are, it is called sex
press
If you don't say anything, you don't appreciate women

If you cry, you are a chicken
If you don't cry, you are insensitive

If you take a decision single-handed, you are a chauvinist
If she takes a decision single-handed, she is an independent woman

If you like to keep in shape, you are vane
If you don't, you are a slob

If you buy her flowers, you want something
If you don't, you are not able to show consideration

If you are proud of your own success, you are a supercilious snob
If you don't, you are without a backbone and ambitions

If she "has a headache" she's tired
If you "have a headache", you don't love her anymore

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