Sharp as a marble

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> 25 watt bulb in a 60 watt socket
> Semi-automatic
> No light in the attic
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> PerL
> 87 Syncro 112i
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> Leif wrote:
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> > Have a laugh!
> >
> > Nice expressions to describe dumb people:
> > Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> > A few clowns short of a circus.
> > A few fries short of a Happy Meal
> > A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
> > A few peas short of a casserole.
> > The wheel s spinning, but the hamster s dead.
> > One taco short of a combination plate.
> > A few feathers short of a whole duck.
> > All foam, no beer.
> > The cheese slid off his cracker.
> > Couldn t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
> > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
> > An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
> > As smart as bait.
> > Chimney s clogged.
> > Doesn t have all his dogs on one leash.
> > Forgot to pay his brain bill.
> > Her sewing machine s out of thread.
> > His belt doesn t go through all the loops.
> > No grain in the silo.
> > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
> > In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than
> > most.
> >
> > Have a Great Day,
> >
> > Leif
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