Semi-Automatic?

I thought we weren't going to talk about guns.........

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From:   Per Lindgren [mailto:lindgre@ONLINE.NO]
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Sent:   Friday, May 19, 2000 1:17 PM
To:     vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Subject:        Re: Friday: Kind  Expressions for dumb people

A couple more:
25 watt bulb in a 60 watt socket
Semi-automatic
No light in the attic

PerL
87 Syncro 112i

Leif wrote:
        > Have a laugh!
        >
        > Nice expressions to describe dumb people:
        > Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
        > A few clowns short of a circus.
        > A few fries short of a Happy Meal
        > A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
        > A few peas short of a casserole.
        > The wheel s spinning, but the hamster s dead.
        > One taco short of a combination plate.
        > A few feathers short of a whole duck.
        > All foam, no beer.
        > The cheese slid off his cracker.
        > Couldn t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
        > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
        > An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
        > As smart as bait.
        > Chimney s clogged.
        > Doesn t have all his dogs on one leash.
        > Forgot to pay his brain bill.
        > Her sewing machine s out of thread.
        > His belt doesn t go through all the loops.
        > No grain in the silo.
        > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
        > In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further
apart than
        > most.
        >
        > Have a Great Day,
        >
        > Leif