

| Subject: | Re: FW: Friday: Kind Expressions for dumb people |
| From: | Per Lindgren |
| Date: | Sun, 21 May 2000 14:33:57 +0200 |
No, more in the style of the semi-automatic Bug transmission from 1968-1973. The one where you have to change gears yourself, but have no clutch. Also available in the Porsche 912 as the Sportomatic. PerL 87 Syncro 112i "Anderson,Chuck" wrote: > Semi-Automatic? > > I thought we weren't going to talk about guns......... > > -----Original Message----- > From: Per Lindgren [mailto:lindgre@ONLINE.NO] > <mailto:[mailto:lindgre@ONLINE.NO]> > Sent: Friday, May 19, 2000 1:17 PM > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> > Subject: Re: Friday: Kind Expressions for dumb people > > A couple more: > 25 watt bulb in a 60 watt socket > Semi-automatic > No light in the attic > > PerL > 87 Syncro 112i > > Leif wrote: > > Have a laugh! > > > > Nice expressions to describe dumb people: > > Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. > > A few clowns short of a circus. > > A few fries short of a Happy Meal > > A few Cokes short of a six-pack. > > A few peas short of a casserole. > > The wheel s spinning, but the hamster s dead. > > One taco short of a combination plate. > > A few feathers short of a whole duck. > > All foam, no beer. > > The cheese slid off his cracker. > > Couldn t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. > > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way > down. > > An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. > > As smart as bait. > > Chimney s clogged. > > Doesn t have all his dogs on one leash. > > Forgot to pay his brain bill. > > Her sewing machine s out of thread. > > His belt doesn t go through all the loops. > > No grain in the silo. > > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. > > In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further > apart than > > most. > > > > Have a Great Day, > > > > Leif
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