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Subject:Re: FW: Friday: Kind Expressions for dumb people
From:Per Lindgren
Date:Sun, 21 May 2000 14:33:57 +0200

No, more in the style of the semi-automatic Bug transmission from 1968-1973.
The one where you have to change gears yourself, but have no clutch. Also
available in the Porsche 912 as the Sportomatic.

PerL
87 Syncro 112i

"Anderson,Chuck" wrote:

> Semi-Automatic?
>
> I thought we weren't going to talk about guns.........
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From:   Per Lindgren [mailto:lindgre@ONLINE.NO]
> <mailto:[mailto:lindgre@ONLINE.NO]>
> Sent:   Friday, May 19, 2000 1:17 PM
> To:     vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
> Subject:        Re: Friday: Kind  Expressions for dumb people
>
> A couple more:
> 25 watt bulb in a 60 watt socket
> Semi-automatic
> No light in the attic
>
> PerL
> 87 Syncro 112i
>
> Leif wrote:
>         > Have a laugh!
>         >
>         > Nice expressions to describe dumb people:
>         > Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>         > A few clowns short of a circus.
>         > A few fries short of a Happy Meal
>         > A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
>         > A few peas short of a casserole.
>         > The wheel s spinning, but the hamster s dead.
>         > One taco short of a combination plate.
>         > A few feathers short of a whole duck.
>         > All foam, no beer.
>         > The cheese slid off his cracker.
>         > Couldn t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
>         > He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
> down.
>         > An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
>         > As smart as bait.
>         > Chimney s clogged.
>         > Doesn t have all his dogs on one leash.
>         > Forgot to pay his brain bill.
>         > Her sewing machine s out of thread.
>         > His belt doesn t go through all the loops.
>         > No grain in the silo.
>         > Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
>         > In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further
> apart than
>         > most.
>         >
>         > Have a Great Day,
>         >
>         > Leif