> > >LEARN WOMEN's ENGLISH
> > >
> > >Yes = No
> > >
> > >No = Yes
> > >
> > >Maybe = No
> > >
> > >I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
> > >
> > >We need = I want
> > >
> > >It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
> > >
> > >Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
> > >
> > >We need to talk = I need to complain
> > >
> > >Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to
> > >
> > >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
> > >
> > >This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
> > >
> > >I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
> > >
> > >Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
> > >
> > >I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
> > >
> > >Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive
> > >
> > >How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not
> > >going to like.
> > >
> > >I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
> > >TV.
> > >
> > >Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
> > >
> > >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
> > >
> > >I'm not yelling = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
> > >
> > >
> > >  *******************************************************
> > >
> > >LEARN MEN's ENGLISH
> > >
> > >I'm hungry = I'm hungry
> > >
> > >I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
> > >
> > >I'm tired = I'm tired
> > >
> > >Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with
> > >you.
> > >
> > >Can I take you out to dinner = I'd eventually like to have sex with
> > >you.
> > >
> > >Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
> > >
> > >May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
> > >
> > >Nice dress! = Nice tits!
> > >
> > >You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
> > >
> > >What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
> > >
> > >I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > >
> > >I love you = Let's have sex now
> > >
> > >I Love you, too = Okay, I said it. We'd better have sex now!
> > >
> > >Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = Okay, I said it.We'd better
> > >have sex now!
> > >
> > >Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
> > >person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
> > >
> > >Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
> > >other  guys.
> > >
> > >(While shopping): I like that one better = Pick any bloody dress and
> > >let's go home and have sex!
>
> And added to these comments,I've been told we men are like tiles,if laid
> properly,may be walked all over!
>
>
> Cheers
> Blair Rutherfurd
> Team Leader
> SXNOC
>
>