A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband
is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know
we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says
nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want
you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with
your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband
stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want
the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing
70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the
checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts
to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks,
"What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
" I've got the airbag..."

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