

| Subject: | Re: Friday... |
| From: | Margie Reyes |
| Date: | Fri, 9 Jun 2000 08:44:13 -0600 |
Todd, yup it's friday....and your story proves it. Margie '82 Vanagon (converted camper) Todd Kaderabek wrote: > A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband > is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know > we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says > nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want > you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with > your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband > stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want > the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing > 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving > faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the > checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts > to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything > you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, > "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, > " I've got the airbag..." > > -- > Todd J. Kaderabek, Director of Production > Lark Books, Fiberarts Magazine, Folkwear Patterns > 50 College Street > Asheville, NC 28801 > Phone: (828) 253-0467, X 331 > Fax: (828) 253-7952 > todd@larkbooks.com [text/x-vcard] begin:vcard n:Reyes;Margie tel;fax:224-5587 tel;work:224-5575 x-mozilla-html:FALSE adr:;;;;;; version:2.1 email;internet:Mreyes@tvi.cc.nm.us fn:Margie Reyes end:vcard
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