The best bumper sticker to offend everyone is:  Nuke the gay whales for Jesus.

Or, you could do what one of my students once did.  Print up some little round stickers with a picture of a wood screw on them, and stick them on various bumper stickers you encounter in such a way as to replace the little heart picture.
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Alan Bosch 
  To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM 
  Sent: Friday, June 16, 2000 11:29 AM
  Subject: Re: <F> Westy Appearance Package aka help for the sedate

  Wait a minute!  You're forgetting the bumper sticker that proclaims
  "Visualize Whirled Peas"

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