>Keith--
>
>Excellently voiced, my thoughts exactly. The guy did nothing "wrong" other
>than being a craven, sheep-lusting, moldwarp. I'd like it if you would
>forward your message to parts place. sales@partsplaceforallvws.com
>
>Also, If needed, use the following:
>
>The Shakespearean Insult Kit
>+++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>When necessary, combine one word from each of the three columns below,
>prefaced with "Thou":
>
>Column 1            Column 2            Column 3
>
>artless             base-court          apple-john

[snip]

Years ago, I was sent this list by someone on the 'net. I turned it into
a Mac application. So, for anyone who's interested in the terrible
*speaking* Shakespearean Insult Generator, check out:

     http://www.ildana.com/~pcassidy/code/Varlet.sit.hqx

OBVanagon: Found out last Friday that my '88 Wolfie is actually the only
Vanagon in Ireland! Customs & Excise had major problems in classifying it.
The old California license plates are gone & a nice new 88-C Irish set of
plates are on. The Euro plates fit better, too! 8-)

>G. Matthew Bulley
>Bulley-Hewlett
>Mount Olive, NC USA
>877.658.1278 Tollfree
>www.bulley-hewlett.com

Pete C

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Sr. Test Dev. Engineer             +353-21-284316
WW Operations
Apple, Cork, Ireland.