Marshall;
        This is typical midwest farmer mentality. Reminds me of the time
I called from school and said; " Dad, I left my lunch at home". Without
missing a beat he replied; "I guess this means you won't be late for
supper". #8-<

Drive Safely & Good Luck
Ken Lewis    <Kernersville,NC>
86 VW crewcab;60 356B Coupe
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On Fri, 4 Aug 2000 08:29:52 -0500 Marshall Ruskin <mruskin@pangea.ca>
writes:
>Hi Volks:
>
>Yesterday, on the way back from "Victory Lanes Speedway" outside
>Winnipeg, a
>cat ran into the path of the Westy, and I ran it over. Thump!
>
>We were horrified - so I stopped and gathered up the dead animal - and
>took
>it into the farmyard - that it had run from.
>
>Time to face the music.
>
>I knocked on the farmhouse door, and an elderly farmer opened the
>door.
>
>I said, "Sir, I'm very sorry, but I ran over your cat a few minutes
>ago. I
>couldn't stop in time. If it is all right with you, I would like to
>replace
>it."
>
>He looked down for a few seconds, and then looked up at me and said,
>"Well,
>how good are you at catching mice?"
>
>
>Marshall Ruskin
>84 Westy
>Winnipeg, Canada

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