> Hello fellow and fella Vanagonites,
>
> In two weeks I will be giving myself the MacDaddy of 40th birthday
> presents of all. I'm quitting my job, getting rid of my apartment, and
> taking off on a cross country adventure!!! It's OK if you hate me a
> little - all of my friends and family do...

I have a 'Will work for food" sign you can borrow.

Chris.