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Subject: don't break the Chain from Ted T. Fiddler
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 10:38:08 -0400
From: "Ted The Fiddler" <tfiddler@netreach.net>
To: "Ted T Fiddler" <tfiddler@juno.com>

In a message dated 9/22/00 6:13:15 AM Eastern Daylight
Time,
JBaker8809@cs.com writes:

<< This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing
relief to other tired
and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this
one does not cost
anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of
your friends who are
equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your
wife or girlfriend and
send her to the man whose name appears at the top of
the following list, and
add your name to the bottom of the list.

 When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
One of them is bound
to
be better than the one you already have. At the writing
of this letter, a
friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom
4 were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull
died, and the next day
he
received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish
man living with his
widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters
waitress and a Hollywood
super model.

 You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One
man broke the chain,
and got his own wife back again. Let's keep it going,
men!  Just add your
name to the list below!

 Bill Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington DC

 William Jefferson Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington DC

 W. J. Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington DC

 William Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington DC

 W Jefferson Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington DC

 William J Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington DC

 Slick Willie Clinton
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington, DC

 Quick Zippy Billy
 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
 Washington, DC >>