Totally disrespectful to the women of this list and community.  SusanB.

Steve Schwenk wrote:

> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: don't break the Chain from Ted T. Fiddler
> Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 10:38:08 -0400
> From: "Ted The Fiddler" <tfiddler@netreach.net>
> To: "Ted T Fiddler" <tfiddler@juno.com>
>
> In a message dated 9/22/00 6:13:15 AM Eastern Daylight
> Time,
> JBaker8809@cs.com writes:
>
> << This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing
> relief to other tired
> and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this
> one does not cost
> anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of
> your friends who are
> equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your
> wife or girlfriend and
> send her to the man whose name appears at the top of
> the following list, and
> add your name to the bottom of the list.
>
>  When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
> One of them is bound
> to
> be better than the one you already have. At the writing
> of this letter, a
> friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom
> 4 were worth keeping.
> REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull
> died, and the next day
> he
> received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish
> man living with his
> widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters
> waitress and a Hollywood
> super model.
>
>  You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One
> man broke the chain,
> and got his own wife back again. Let's keep it going,
> men!  Just add your
> name to the list below!
>
>  Bill Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington DC
>
>  William Jefferson Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington DC
>
>  W. J. Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington DC
>
>  William Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington DC
>
>  W Jefferson Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington DC
>
>  William J Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington DC
>
>  Slick Willie Clinton
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington, DC
>
>  Quick Zippy Billy
>  1600 Pennsylvania Ave
>  Washington, DC >>