Hi All...

Since it is Friday, I thought I would forward this about

  HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A Westy Headlight...

 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our
whole lives ahead of us,
 and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out headlight?

 Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring in the Westy
that's frazzled out.

 German Shepherd: I'll guard the headlight while you decide. Back off!

 Dachshund: I can't reach the headlight!

 Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes
 rewiring the Westy, my nails will be dry.

 Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

  Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling.  Leave it for the the guys at the
dealership.

  Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the headlight!  Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

  Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.

 CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

 AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

  Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! And
after that, I'll change the skylight! I just KNOW I can reach it!
Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!

  Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? That way, I can pee on the other guys
tires in the dark and know one will know!

  Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

  Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

  Greyhound: If it isn't moving. Who cares? I could try changing it when
the Westy is going!

  Kelpie: Put all the headlights in a little circle.

  Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

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Peace!

Trevor Reid and his dog Jacob (the Border Collie)

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