

| Subject: | Re: The Pulitzer Prize for Meat |
| From: | t |
| Date: | Fri, 27 Oct 2000 08:26:27 -0700 |
Having met the character, I would say he's a Mad Cow if I ever saw one. Having a Road Cow has it's advantages... If you're ever stuck up there in the high desert, you could always carve off a bumper and roast it, no? Who woulda thunk, that Subaru engine looks better in the engine compartment than the waterboxer? Perhaps his next conquest qwill be the Nobel Piecemeal prize for auto construction? Ron, you didn't work on that other "Flying Boxcar" when you were in the avuiation industry did you? Or is it Aviary industry? t PSavage wrote: > > Unofficial sources inside the CA Whitehouse this morning > confirmed that retired aerospace engineer Ron Bloomquist > has been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize for Meat. > > Mr. Bloomquist is described by friends as a jaunty > geezer of rare wit & a collection of eccentric vehicles, one > of which apparently resembles a Jersey cow. > Mr. Bloomquist, in early retirement from Boeing Aircraft, > is rumored to reside in a hot tub in the wilds of the > Mendocino County, CA, an area popular with dissidents, > political activists, artists, & eccentrics. Mr. Bloomquist, > however, disavows any association with the notorious > Redwood Underground. > > When asked why he chose meat as a topic of lifelong > study & research, Mr. Bloomquist scratched his head & > grinned. "Meat just can't be beat!" > > %%%
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