Phaedra,

You're right, with exceptions...

Whenever our 18 month old poops his diaper, dumps a bowl of cereal on his
head, tackles his four year old brother, or generally creates mayhem, he
becomes "your son".  Similarly, if our four year old won't listen, throw a
fit because he can't get what he wants, or belts his 18 month old brother
for tackling him, he becomes "your son".

On the other hand, my wife refers to OUR house as "my house", OUR bedroom
as "my bedroom", and MY pay check as "my allowance".

...and I wouldn't change any of it!

Alan
& Phred ('88 Wolfsburg)

PSavage <psavage@SABER.NET>@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> on 11/09/2000 02:42:12 PM

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Gentlemen & Larry Hamm,
Women do not "get a child"--they become pregnant with one--with your help.
They carry & give birth to a child that is *yours,
as well as their's.
Phaedra

< Larry Hamm <ldhamm@XMISSION.COM  wrote>

<Keith,
> RUN, RUN AWAY FAST!! If your wife-to-be ever gets a child, you'll NEVER
have a Porsche! You have to get the Porsche before the marriage, and then
it's "grandfathered" in. Look for a lady who digs Porsches, not so big on
kids.
Larry>