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Subject:Re: On the Indelicacies of Porta Potties
From:Ron Bloomquist
Date:Thu, 9 Nov 2000 16:08:36 -0800

Well Sh*t, I might as well jump in.

I hate to haul it around with me so....

I have an army shovel and roll of TP and, if it is dark, a flashlight.  I
tend to camp in places where this works just fine.

When in the desert I just wander off behind some grease bush.

When in the Redwoods I just wander out behind some tick bush.

I dig a wee hole and do my number.

Note:  I find it less messy to "leave" a sh*t than "take" a sh*t.  <grin>

Anyway, I then light the TP after use, being careful not to burn down the
desert or forest, and then cover it up with the dirt removed.  Usually, if a
rock is handy, I put it on top as a sort of monument to a moment well spent.
When you are in the desert or forest and see a small rock sitting by itself.
Think of me!

When at home I use my one holer.

BTW.  When I am on a long grind down the Interstate I just take an off-ramp
and wander out behind MacDonalds.  Well, actually I GO inside MacDonalds and
let them deal with it.  I just leave the shovel and TP in the Vanagon.
(Note Vanagon content.)

Works for me.

Are we back up to 100 e-mails per day yet?

Ron