While I may not be the only one, I have affectionately and cautiously
referred to my wife as "She-who-must-be-obeyed" since the Rumpole screening
so many years ago. On a trip to the UK many years ago, I visited the Old
Bailey, on my way to Bodiam Castle and Hadrian's Wall. I was able to purchase
a number of SWMBO memorabilia including sweatshirts, coffee cups, umbrellas
(a solar shade device), a scarf and a peignoir. I have dolled these out one
at a time over the years at Christmas time. Sometimes they are well received.
Took instructions over the use of the umbrella.

This year, a screen saver with a few choice excerpts from SWMBO and Horace.

I regressed in some of my posts about the difficult task of obscuring the
accounts and hiding recent junkyard finds from these inquiring,
cleanliness-obsessed eyes.

Frank Grunthaner