One-eyed unca joel said>>>

so if i don't hit you in the toe, i'll scare the
 blazes out of you. :) <<<<

The very old, old lady had just lost her one true love of her life, and
was extremely lonely. She decided that instead of waiting for her own
demise, so she she could join her life long love beyond the veil, she
would speed matters a bit. She went to the local gun dealer and bought a
pistol.

Now she felt she had  thought the matter through, but she did decide
that since she suffered from a broken heart, that through the heart was
the way to end it. Wanting to be certain of her action, she went to see
her doctor on a ploy, to find exactly where the heart was. The Doctor
told her that it lay at an angle and extended downward and under the
left breast. That is why he always used the stethescope there.

Satisfied, she went home.

On the local evening TV news, the news broadcasters lead story began
"Elderly woman admitted to emergency room at the hospital with a single
gunshot wound to the knee!!"

J. Rodgers
88 GL Driver - Birmingham - where my brain may well be a bit waterlogged
now the drought is over.