This is the big fat Robert Bentley treasured manual covering 1985-1992 VW 
Golf, GTI, Jetta.
First $30.

The condition is excellent.  (There may invisible deterioration from 
subsonic ultra violet penetration, paper mite infestation, or micro 
asteroid bombardment).  Only damage history of this manual appears that it 
was accidentally dropped into a vat of used diesel oil that was extracted 
from a  Cummins 475 twin turbo after an extended run of 16,000 miles, 
making the oil quite sooty and the consistency of lukewarm tar.  However, 
several soakings in Simple  Green did the trick.

Otherwise, the manual is perfectly legible.  GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK.

PLUS act within the next 30 minutes and take advantage of these amazing 
special offers:  It may be possible to get Coyote's signature on this 
manual for an additional $150, if you want it autographed.

        For additional $2,685 I can get Dr. Ferdinand Pi�ch, Chairman of the Board 
of Management, VOLKSWAGEN AG
to sign it.  You don't want to pass this opportunity up!

        Lastly, for the modest sum of only $75, I myself will autograph this 
beautiful manual with my personlized inscription in 24K flowing gold from a 
Parker Model 51 fountain pen.  Sure to be a collector's item soon.

Obviously, given the above, the best deal is the manual and my own 
personalized signature.
But, if you just have to have it alone, you can see thirty pieces is dead 
cheap.
But cheap is how we will build on our reputation at $CRAP.

H K $awyer
President, $AWYER CONSOLIDATED RENT-A-PART
AKTIEN GESELLSHAFT, LTD.

Remember: "Don't buy that expensive part!  Just rent it from $CRAP.  By the 
week, day, hour, or minute.  And because you demanded it:  BY THE SECOND."