At 06:49 PM 1/11/01 -0500, Robert Donalds wrote:
>Stuart wrote
>My understanding is that Boston Bob is in the process of developing a
>'half
>Lilley' offering that may be available soon.
         Dear List, in one short year, this name has acheived worldwide 
fame as the most efficient wasserboxer in the history of the 
world.   Today, in a rare stroke of visionary genuis, I have taken it upon 
myself to copyright the Lilley name.  My corporation now owns it 
totally.  We intend to use all legal means to protect this name.  Would be 
usurpers will be summarily trounced.  Please do not attempt to use this 
name without our express written permission.  In addition, we find the use 
of the term "half Lilley" to be derogatory, and offensive.  Please refrain 
from such use.  There is nothing halfway about a Lilley.  Further usage 
will result in swift and severe sanctions.
         Anyone wishing to purchase a license to use this name may do so 
for a reasonable fee of $17,000.  Please contact the undersigned for 
further information.
         Sincerely,

$CRAP INDUSTRIES

HK $AWYER

cc:  Ferdinand Pi�ch