WAY, WAAAY, too much free time.

----- Original Message -----
From: Horace K. Sawyer <firestream@MINDSPRING.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2001 9:06 PM
Subject: Re: Rough Cost of Half Lilley -- copyright

> At 06:49 PM 1/11/01 -0500, Robert Donalds wrote:
> >Stuart wrote
> >My understanding is that Boston Bob is in the process of developing a
> >'half
> >Lilley' offering that may be available soon.
>          Dear List, in one short year, this name has acheived worldwide
> fame as the most efficient wasserboxer in the history of the
> world.   Today, in a rare stroke of visionary genuis, I have taken it upon
> myself to copyright the Lilley name.  My corporation now owns it
> totally.  We intend to use all legal means to protect this name.  Would be
> usurpers will be summarily trounced.  Please do not attempt to use this
> name without our express written permission.  In addition, we find the use
> of the term "half Lilley" to be derogatory, and offensive.  Please refrain
> from such use.  There is nothing halfway about a Lilley.  Further usage
> will result in swift and severe sanctions.
>          Anyone wishing to purchase a license to use this name may do so
> for a reasonable fee of $17,000.  Please contact the undersigned for
> further information.
>          Sincerely,
>
> $CRAP INDUSTRIES
>
>
> HK $AWYER
>
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>
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> cc:  Ferdinand Pi�ch
>