Yea verily I say, "'Twas a most excellent bru-ha-ha even until I did
split at the seams, and I do chortle now as I typeth to thank thee."

-Dana-

David Beierl wrote:
>
>                  Lamentations of the Father
>
> (recent translations of newly discovered ancient scrolls by
> the esteemed Dr.Ian Frazier. Ph.D. KBE)
>
> Of the cloven-hoofed animal, plain or with cheese, you may
> eat, but not in the living room.
>
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