Joe,
Good One!
I think that, a guy would look like, Popeye, Bluto, and Arnold combo
when he was eventually done, with this painting and rubbing
extravaganza!
But I have come up with a better solution to this mundane chore, and the
results would be significantly easier to attain.
Let's see, an above ground swimming pool should be pretty cheap right
about now.
Rent a crane, pull off the wheels, mask off the glass, fill pool with
some Navy surplus battleship grey, (about a .50 per gallon) dip the van,
let hang till dry.
Install wheels, remove masking---BANG!! your done!!
Have a Vanagon dipping party!
Invite you friends!
Invite your neighbors!
A little beer, a little pizza.
It could be a real event!
I am now returning your monitor to you.

Later,
Solutions Inc.

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Terry 85 GL