Hi all,

I've got a better deal that will only cost you half as much.  *You'll have
to do the math*... send me that much $$$ and I'll contact you old junked
vanagon *must have been crushed a long time ago* and check to see if it left
you any money. For example, a cat once got an inheritance, so what is
stopping a Vanagon from leaving big $$$$ to you!!! .For all you know you may
have left a few cents in one of the ashtrays or behind the seat.  These
coins are rightfully yours and if you act now you may be able to get them
back *or a suitable facsimile of the coin*s**.

And for a limited time only at twice the price *again, you'll have to do the
math* I'll include a hand written note from you dear old departed van
stating that it misses you very much.  *Please include enough information
about the van so I can make the note look as real as possible*

PS If there is enough interest $$$ on this subject I can also do this for
lost tools, parts, and socks.

Thanks and looking forward to hearing from you all!

Jere

90 GL
88 GL

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