>Hey, no, wait!  I thought the Subaru engines were a cure-all for the
>Vanagons.  Automotive viagra!  They are supposed to be so miraculous, that I
>am even considering putting one in my '59 Double Cab!  Shimmy in the front
>end?  Subaru will fix that.  Rare Syncro Westfalia does not do 4-wheel
>burn-outs?  Guess what, with Subaru, not only will it smoke all fours, but
>it makes the driver's seat more comfortable, too!  Heck, your wife has a
>headache?  Rub her down with some Subaru oil and viola! Hubba, hubba! Need I
>say more?

Don't laugh! Subaru brought my dear great-great-grandmother-in-law back!

Andrew Grebneff
165 Evans St, Dunedin, New Zealand
fax 64 (3) 479-7527
<andrew.grebneff@stonebow.otago.ac.nz>
VW van, Toyota diesel & mollusc nut
Macintosh 7500/200/64, 6116/60/24