WHY ???

To prove that Yes, the Vanagon man has lost it completely ??

Calle
-88 Vanagon
Mullhyttan,Sweden

Bill James wrote:

> 1.  Leave copy machine set to reduce 150% dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies
> 
> 2.  In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
> 
> 3.  Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go".
> 
> 4.  Insist on keeping your windshield wipers running in all weather
> conditions "to keep them tuned up"
> 
> 5.  Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think".
> 
> 6.  Practice making fax and modem noises.
> 
> 7.  Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc them to
> your boss.
> 
> 8.  Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy".
> 
> 9.  Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
> 
> 10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist
> to others that you "like it that                                      way"
> 
> 11.  Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:  "Do you hear that?"
> "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
> 
> 12.  As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
> 
> 13.  Ask people what gender they are.
> 
> 14.  While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
> 
> 15.  Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
> they slow down.
> 
> 16. Sing along at the opera.
> 
> 17.  Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
> 
> 18.  Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their
> answers in a notebook.  Mutter something about "psychological profiles".