All i really, really want for my van right now are windshield
washer fluid nozzles that disperse the fluid evenly across my
windshield.

Not over it.  Not onto the girl in the convertible to the left
of me.  But a nice, fine mist falling gently across my
windshield.  Is that too much to ask?

So does anyone know if there is a suitable part out there for
me?

Jeff
85 Westy
Winnipeg Canada