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Subject:Re: Haughty lawyers.. the voice of ??
From:Horace K. Sawyer
Date:Tue, 6 Feb 2001 20:07:58 -0500

>Chris Smith
>'82 Vanagon
>'74 Thing
>3 Dead GEX motors, all less than 20k miles

         "THREE DEAD MOTORS? WHY THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!!!!"
Sawyer raged, going into a red-faced tantrum, flailing his arms wildly.

"ITS A FRIGGIN CRIME WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!!!"
"SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
"I WILL PESONALLY  . . . . "

Shhhhh !!!
said a voice --
like a voice of reason in shouting across a sea of madness

"SHUT UP."

<gulp, hold everything>

And surprising to all, he just shut up.

<whispering>

<the voice coming nearer the hapless victim>

"Be careful! VERY careful what you say or do!!  Or some do-gooder
mail-order attorney in-law type will try to talk you into bringing
an                  classified action suit case against GEX!!"