The following is an excerpt form Bizarre News.

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                          CALIFORNIA

 Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

 Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of
 a tavern, school, or place of worship.

 In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a
 swimming pool.

 In Belvedere, there is a City Council order which reads: "No
 dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

 In Blythe, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless
 you already own at least two cows.

 In Chico, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits
 results in a $500 fine.

 In Los Angeles, you may not hunt moths under a street light
 and toads may not be licked.

 In Pacific Grove, molesting butterflies can result in a $500
 fine.

 In San Francisco, persons classified as "ugly" may not walk
 down any street.

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--Paul--