Dear vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com,

  Howdy-do

 This message is being sent because you either sent/or requested this
 information from me, or wrote your email address on the restroom
walls
 at the local Texaco.

 Due to enormous list of restroom walls, I can only take serious
 (or semi-serious, and perhaps sorta-serious. ok, maybe some
 possibly-serious. but no i-dunno-serious) applicants at this time.

 I am offering a full-time or part-time or half-time or quarter-time
 or three-quarter-time or parsley-sage-rosemary-time position in
 processing vanagons. You can work at home. or in the street.
 a garage would be nice. I do require that you have a socket wrench
 and are familiar with first aid and various swear words. a Sears
credit
 card is very useful.  As to the salary, it's totally up to you. No,
really,
 I mean it is TOTALLY up to you. I don't have anything to do with it,
 so don't come whining to me if you're losing money hand over fist.

 As you will be running your own business, the sky is the limit.
 What you will see represents a totally legal money making business
 that anyone can generate a significant residual income. Not much real
 money, but a lotta residual income.

 You will receive full instructions, and I will always be available to
help
 you and answer your questions. This is a genuine home business. This
is not
 a chain letter, money game, telecom scheme, or any of the multitudes
of
 dubious "business" offers that come through your emailbox.

 This business will generate a residual income of $2 to $6 every month
 with only part-time commitment (about 40 hours a week).
 A full-time commitment (about 90 hours a week) based on statistics
gathered
 from associates world wide, will translate into an income of $10 or
more
 per month!! Think of it: able to buy your own lunch TWO days a week!

 To prove my confidence and sincerity in this opportunity, there is NO
CHARGE
 to join us for the first month. You will receive all information to
get
 started plus the first month's information package ($900 value). If
by remote
 chance you are not satisfied with the program after the first month
and want
 to discontinue, you may by all means do so and I will not contact you
again.
 However, Bubba and Billy Jim Bob will be paying you a visit to
collect the $900,
 plus shipping and handling and a modest 34% interest accruing from
the day I
 sent this email. I strongly suggest you have the cash ready for them.
They are
 not patient people.

 But on the other hand, if you are satisfied with the program and wish
to
 continue after the first month, that is when you have to pay for the
next
 month's information package. That's where we tell you what we left
out
 of the first month's package. Little stuff like how to pick a bail
bondsman,
 which lawyers can be bribed, which judges like what brands of booze
and
 most important, where the hookers are and how to get them to work for
 you.

 IMPORTANT!
 If the above opportunity interests you in the least, and you would
like more
 information about our business, please contact me at
 (info@millionaireinkudzu.com) and type "FORWARD PROJECT 21 INFO" in
the Subject
 Line.

 Insert your full name, your correct email address, and any specific
 questions you may have at this time in the body of the message. We
are
 successful ONLY if YOU are successful, and therefore we will do
everything
 in our power to ensure that your relationship with us is a profitable
and
 successful one.
 I look forward to your response.
 Sincerely,
 info@millionreinkudzu.com