You RAT!

I tried to contact the eddress given ever since I got it and it doesn't
work.

That's it.  I've had it with you.

You know, of course, that this means war?

Bugs...ahh, Mike

----- Original Message -----
From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 10:28 PM
Subject: Vanagon Processors Needed

> Dear vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com,
>
>   Howdy-do
>
>  This message is being sent because you either sent/or requested this
>  information from me, or wrote your email address on the restroom
> walls
>  at the local Texaco.
>
>  Due to enormous list of restroom walls, I can only take serious
>  (or semi-serious, and perhaps sorta-serious. ok, maybe some
>  possibly-serious. but no i-dunno-serious) applicants at this time.
>
>  I am offering a full-time or part-time or half-time or quarter-time
>  or three-quarter-time or parsley-sage-rosemary-time position in
>  processing vanagons. You can work at home. or in the street.
>  a garage would be nice. I do require that you have a socket wrench
>  and are familiar with first aid and various swear words. a Sears
> credit
>  card is very useful.  As to the salary, it's totally up to you. No,
> really,
>  I mean it is TOTALLY up to you. I don't have anything to do with it,
>  so don't come whining to me if you're losing money hand over fist.
>
>  As you will be running your own business, the sky is the limit.
>  What you will see represents a totally legal money making business
>  that anyone can generate a significant residual income. Not much real
>  money, but a lotta residual income.
>
>  You will receive full instructions, and I will always be available to
> help
>  you and answer your questions. This is a genuine home business. This
> is not
>  a chain letter, money game, telecom scheme, or any of the multitudes
> of
>  dubious "business" offers that come through your emailbox.
>
>  This business will generate a residual income of $2 to $6 every month
>  with only part-time commitment (about 40 hours a week).
>  A full-time commitment (about 90 hours a week) based on statistics
> gathered
>  from associates world wide, will translate into an income of $10 or
> more
>  per month!! Think of it: able to buy your own lunch TWO days a week!
>
>  To prove my confidence and sincerity in this opportunity, there is NO
> CHARGE
>  to join us for the first month. You will receive all information to
> get
>  started plus the first month's information package ($900 value). If
> by remote
>  chance you are not satisfied with the program after the first month
> and want
>  to discontinue, you may by all means do so and I will not contact you
> again.
>  However, Bubba and Billy Jim Bob will be paying you a visit to
> collect the $900,
>  plus shipping and handling and a modest 34% interest accruing from
> the day I
>  sent this email. I strongly suggest you have the cash ready for them.
> They are
>  not patient people.
>
>  But on the other hand, if you are satisfied with the program and wish
> to
>  continue after the first month, that is when you have to pay for the
> next
>  month's information package. That's where we tell you what we left
> out
>  of the first month's package. Little stuff like how to pick a bail
> bondsman,
>  which lawyers can be bribed, which judges like what brands of booze
> and
>  most important, where the hookers are and how to get them to work for
>  you.
>
>  IMPORTANT!
>  If the above opportunity interests you in the least, and you would
> like more
>  information about our business, please contact me at
>  (info@millionaireinkudzu.com) and type "FORWARD PROJECT 21 INFO" in
> the Subject
>  Line.
>
>  Insert your full name, your correct email address, and any specific
>  questions you may have at this time in the body of the message. We
> are
>  successful ONLY if YOU are successful, and therefore we will do
> everything
>  in our power to ensure that your relationship with us is a profitable
> and
>  successful one.
>  I look forward to your response.
>  Sincerely,
>  info@millionreinkudzu.com
>