John...

You're pretty gutsy to tell that joke on a list that has many women on it...
and women that work on their vans I might add.  Not something I would do,
but then it's your life...
hope you have your flame proof shorts on.

Mick
Hilo, Hawaii

----- Original Message -----
From: John Pronk <john_pronk@STRATOS.CO.NZ>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 6:40 PM
Subject: Fw: Toilet paper miracle

> > Fresh from her shower in her Vanagon, a woman stands in front of the
> mirror, complaining to
> > her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically
> > telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with
a
> > suggestion.
> >
> > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> > paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
> >
> > Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
> > stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
> >
> > "How long will this take?" she asks.
> >
> > "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> >
> > The wife stops.
> >
> > "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every
> > day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
> >
> > "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
> >
> > He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
> >
> It is Friday!
>