I am not even going to "bite" on this one!!! <grin>!!

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver

Arlen wrote:
>
> Subject:     Women's version of creation ...
>
> Moses' account of the creation in the book of Genesis is so familiar and
> so entrenched in our cultural heritage that many accept as actual
> historic fact the assertion that Woman was created from one of Adam's
> ribs.
>
> Science has railed against such simple beliefs for centuries; last week,
> at a dig in the escarpments along the western shore of the Dead Sea,
> archeologists have uncovered ancient, original texts that pre-date
> Moses' writings by 1,300 years.  Translated, their account of life's
> beginnings on earth are much more scientifically plausible ... "... and
> God created Woman, giving her three breasts to suckle her young.  And
> God spoke, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is
> no longer the only opinion in the universe (sigh).  Is there anything
> about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
>
> And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters; I
> do not need but two breasts."
>
> And God said, "Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom."
>
> There was a crack and a lingering odor of ozone, and it was done, and
> Woman stood holding her third breast in her hand.
>
> "Now just what am I gonna do with this useless boob?" Woman exclaimed.
>
> And so it was, God created Man.