> Date:    Fri, 4 May 2001 19:26:20 -0400
> From:    David Beierl
> Subject: Re: 14" 15" and 16" oh my!
>
> At 06:44 PM 5/4/2001, Mark Dorm wrote:
> >I'd like to add to this inquiry. How many 15 inchers are out there and what
> >are you doing for rubber?
>
> Oh dear...not very many, I believe.  I saw one once and it looked like a
> serious impediment to me.  As to the rubber, I believe that would be a
> special order.
>
Well, I hate to bring this up but given the apparent fascination... I used to work at Harborview hospital in seattle as an x-ray technologist, and once this rather large homeless dude who was lying on a stretcher in the hallway, asked me to assist him in using a portable plastic urinal. When he pulled back the covers he
was sporting the most monstrous "thing" I could possibly imagine. It was easily over a foot long and about 5 inches in diameter. When I looked shocked, he gave me a hysterical cackle. Seems he had some sort of infection in that area which made the thing swell to enormous proportions. He apparently got quite a kick out of
it and kept asking everyone else to do the same thing. If it's any consolation to any of you, it was mostly water. Of all the insane things I saw at that place, it's one of the few I can look on with humor. Another was the homeless Indian dude that had these heart electrodes on his nipples, and got up and proudly paraded
shirtless around the ER asking everyone what they thought of his beautiful new blue boobies.

No kidding,
mark...