>Be safe and make things as s-i-m-p-l-e for the
>tire shop employee as humanly possible!!!

He he... you just reminded of a funny incident that happened years ago while
working at a *major Japanese brand* dealership service department (I know,
we're not all perfect).  One of our 'less-qualified', maybe inbred, service
'technicians' performed an oil change on a two-year-old vehicle.  I noticed
he pulled out of his service stall, drove around the building, pulled right
back in, and popped the hood.  I asked "What happened?"  He replied as he
scratched his head while chewing dip and staring at the engine "I think I
forgot to put the oil back in to the motor.  It was makin' a heck of a
racket."  He did, and it did.

Don't worry, he now works at a Ford dealership.

Chris.